Birthday Treats

If you gave birth to me, or are married to the person who did, you might know that it was recently my birthday! If you're neither of those things, well, I just told you, so you're caught up. Karen made me doughnuts first thing in the morning! It was great. She literally woke up at like 6 AM to start making them. I said to her, "Oh, man, you're just like the 'time to make the doughnuts' guy." She stared at me blankly. I guess I watch more TV than she does.
















BUT THEN, WOW! She actually threw me a surprise party! Like, with all my friends! And a homemade cookie cake! And Dorritos and bowling! I was REALLY HAPPY. Then I felt a little weird, like all of my favorite things haven't changed since I was 8. But then I stopped thinking about that and had some more cookie cake, which was AMAZING.

This was my first surprise party. I thought they were only for sitcoms, but apparently they are in real life, too! In other news, Karen and I are going to move to the Long Island, get a wacky neighbor, start practicing psychiatry out of our den, and get a teenager to live above our garage. Oh, the fun we'll have!

The theme of this post is that I watch too much TV.